I challenge you to a Housewife challenge, a silly insane game that has no winner:
Text to begin each challenge.
Text after you finish each challenge.
No cheating…(like getting the kids to help, or stuffing stuff under beds, couches, or in ovens.)
Level 1: An entire home rescue pick up.
Here are the rules:
- You can only spend 10 minutes each of 3 rooms.
- Send a picture to your opponent of the “before” of each room before the timer begins.
- When the timer goes off send an “after” shot of the same room.
- Start the music and turn it up loud.
- When the timer goes off clean like mad.
When we are done with this phase of the game we level up.
- Dishwasher and sink must be unloaded.
- Dirty dishes must be dealt with.
- Counters must be wiped down.
- Floor must be swept.
- Trash must be taken out.
- Sink must be shined.
- This challenge must be done with red lipstick on. (or any bright color you can find.)
- The toilet, shower, tub, and vanities (including the mirror) must be cleaned.
- You must sweep and spot mop the floor.
- Trash must be emptied.
- This challenge must be done in silence. (That includes no moaning and groaning in disgust.)
Next level: Car in 15 minutes.
- Everything from the car must be put away or thrown away.
- The front dashboard must be wiped down.
- This challenge must be done barefoot.
Next Level: Dusting in 10 minutes.
- Living room must be dusted entirely.
- Master bedroom must be dusted entirely.
- This challenge must be done with sunglasses on.
Next Level: Floors in 20 minutes.
- All floors that can be vacuumed must be vacuumed.
- This challenge must be done in socks.
Next Level: Dinner in 15 minutes.
- You must start dinner and have all components going.
- This challenge must be done in high heels.